FAQ about fleshlights :
1- Why do you have that many?
A- Well... why not?
2- Do they all really feel different? Can you tell the difference between each one of them?
A- Yes I can! They all offer a very unique masturbation experience.
3- Which is your favorite toy?
A- I don't have a favorite. If I have a collection it's because I really like them all. I like variety!
4- Do you ejaculate inside or outside your Fleshlights?
A- Mostly outside.
5- What is the blue jewel you wear on your penis sometimes? Does it feel good?
A- It's only jewelry. I like beauty and I thought that would make my penis look prettier. It's not a toy and it doesn't have any sensation.
6- Would you sell used Fleshlights?
A- Sure, let me know if you are interested in getting one!
About me :
- I like women and I am single ;
- I am very Pro-Masturbation !
- Polite and casual turns me on ;
- I am attracted to anything between slim to curvy. Not into plus size women ;
- The red thing is a space heater ;
- I'm here for my own pleasure and entertainment, not yours ;
- No selfsuck ;
- Being called daddy / papi / bb is a no no ;
- I keep my shirt on ;
- Not a lover of anal, but I sometimes wear cute jeweled plugs ;
- Don't be pushy it's useless ;
- I won't spit on my penis ;
- I will rarely accept private shows ;
- You are the 10,000th one to say you wish you'd replace my toys;
- Impersonal comments such as ‘Nice asshole’, ‘nice hole’ and 'nice dick' don't flatter me at all ;
- I'm not a slave. You'd rather treat me like a friend ;
- Compliments are very appreciated (tips too) ;
- Why do you pretend to speak English if all you know is "sweet sexy hot bb" ?
- If you are a lady, and we get along, you could be my reason to masturbate.
- I'm deeply sapiosexual. Kindness, empathy and intelligence are my main sexual triggers.
Be natural. Be polite. PLEASE!
Enjoy the view :)
P.S.: I could use my sarcasm against you if you disrespect my rules :)
P.S.2: Bonus points if you can write properly!